A la Recherche…………..

See Proust and thon madeleines bringing memories flooding back.  I know what he meant.

What brings back my childhood, more clearly than any other memory, and particularly at this time of year is the smell of a turnip lantern as it gently toasts in the heat of the candle giving it life. You deprived souls south of Hadrian’s Wall call them swedes, apparently, but the neep is a fine beast whether it is lying mashed on a plate beside a haggis that has been caught in its prime or being carried around the neighbourhood to keep the ghosts and ghoulies at bay on Hallowe’en.

None of your ‘Trick or Treat’ nonsense when I was a child. You had to learn your party piece and be able to perform it or you had no chance. We called it ‘guising’. You didn’t necessarily dress up but you went round all the neighbours and gave of your best. They would, of course, check if you had had your tea before they let you in, but were usually prepared to part with the odd bar of McCowan’s Highland Toffee  or similar if you gave a reasonable performance. You would get to dook for apples or try to eat treacle scones dangling from a string with your hands tied behind your back. Above everything else, you would get to stay up late until at least 9 or 9.30 pm,  even if you had school the next day.

I was word perfect in ‘Davy Crockett’ from an early age. Unfortunately (and it’s been a consistent source of distress to me over the years) I never got close to being able to sing it, or anything else, in tune.  So I ended up as the repetiteur, making sure that the rest of them got through the song without too many awkward pauses.

It all changed fifty years ago when my Dad got posted to Southern Command. We arrived in early October and I settled into my new school in Salisbury without too much trouble.  As the month wore on, however, I came to realise that my new chums had absolutely no idea what I was talking about when I started anticipating Hallowe’en.

Luckily, my parents were obviously missing it as much as I was and decided to hold a Hallowe’en party for the children on the Bulbridge Estate in Wilton. As Dad was a Colonel, that meant that they all had to turn up except, of course, the General’s son but he came anyway.

Totally memorable. We sat in complete darkness as Dad told the tale of the dismemberment of a corpse and passed around the bits – spaghetti for the guts, a rubber glove filled with water for a hand, grapes for the eyes and ‘mair o’ horrible and awful, that e’en to name would be unlawful’ as  the poet Burns would have it.

We dooked, we got treacle all over our faces and I failed to sing ‘Davy Crockett’ in tune.

Mainly gone, I’m afraid. We have pumpkins instead of turnips in the supermarket and it’s all ‘Trick or Treat?’ up here these days. Personally, I blame ‘ET’.

First posted MyT Oct 31st 2008


3 responses to “A la Recherche…………..

  1. But surely luckier than the French who give them to cattle to eat?
    I agree about Trick or Treat.
    It’s all Margaret Thatcher’s fault.

  2. Hi, Isobel.

    Aye those crazy French, wasting guid Scots fare on their cattle. But we’re used to outlanders disparaging our diet, be it deep-fried Mars Bars or oatmeal – the latter being one of Dr Johnson’s best Jock insults, in my opinion.

    I see that we are still agreeing to differ on the Blessed Margaret. What is your position on the nation’s treasure, Anne ‘Twinkletoes’ Widdicombe?

  3. Honestly John, I’m about to eat; how could you mention the ghastly Anne who became a Roman Catholic rather than worship in a church that allowed the ordination of women?

    The only good thing I know of her is that she likes animals.

    She used to have a London base fairly near here, but she may have given it up now she’s no longer an MP.

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